June 2012
12 posts
I had such a lovely night.
I wish every evening was as relaxing as this one was.
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.
“Some people fall head over heels. Other people begin to fall without even...”
– Rita Carvelli, Summer In The City by Elizabeth Chandler (via lustandmistrust)
May 2012
93 posts
buttcamp:
the best compliments are when people compliment you on things about yourself that you thought only you knew or noticed because its like wow you actually must like me if you noticed that about me thank you and what should we name our children
Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake